Introducing PRIEBUS LOST

Today marks the release of my most stupid ambitious project to date. Priebus Lost tells the story of Donald Trump’s campaign and election across almost two thousand lines of verse in the style of Paradise Lost. Over the next few weeks, I will be releasing its ten books, one every Tuesday and Friday, right here on I hope you will join me for this loony remarkable exercise in i dunno, some sort of lame poetry parody political satire. Click right here to start at the beginning.

John Milton… sir… I am very, very sorry for what I’ve done here.