Facts (They Didn’t Matter Version)

[Intro: Donald Trump]
Jets and wine and gold designs
The story of my lifetime
While cheatin’ stealin’ Clinton’s feelin’
Pain of a loser, rolls out accusers
Ha, ha, ha, look how great I am, am, am, am, am, am, am
(So great!)

[Hook: Donald Trump]
Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, don’t dump on the Trumpman
Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, don’t dump on the Trumpman
(Me!)

[Verse 1: Donald Trump]
Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, I am so accomplished
I done talked a lot of shit but I just did the numbers
Priebus and the right wing, man you know they love it
If Clinton ain’t had fake news, man she wouldn’t have nothin’, woo!
If Clinton ain’t had paid votes, man she wouldn’t have nothin’, ooh!
But I still like her family, they just want the money
Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, they lined up for days
Clinton’s rallies bad, couldn’t give tix away
I make all the news, just ask Jimmy Fallon
I win at the ballot, coat the plane in platinum (Woo!)
Every time I talk, they say I’m too aggressive,
Got them liberals spazzin’, they don’t get the message!
On the trail they called me reckless, so I went and wrecked ’em
2016, I done run this whole election, yah!
Run this shit for years, she just coughs all day
Donnie in the house, gon’ give this roof a raise
Clinton, Clinton, she ain’t even gettin’ laid
Dug that dirt on Bill so he can’t run away (Me!)
One billion dollars tax exempt, yeah I copped ‘em (Me!)
Them stupid Clintons can’t make that even being rotten (Me!)
Call out their corruption, they won’t dare again
Got away with it so long, they got arrogant

[Hook]
Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, don’t dump on the Trumpman
Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, don’t dump on the Trumpman
(Sonic boom!)

[Verse 2: Donald Trump]
Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, the name means luxury
I like my steaks well done and my bitches busty, ah!
Got my kicks doin’ coke during the debates, *Sniiiiiffff*
Said Ivanka’s the kid I’d like to date, ah
And I’ve made billions and billions, I made billions and billions (I did)
Yeah, I made billions and billions, I made billions and billions, ah!
Do anybody feel bad for Steve Bannon?
Did he catch all the blame when the libs panicked? (Me!)
Silicon Valley ain’t got nothing on my disruption (Me!)
I done told y’all, didn’t need no campaign infrastructure (Boom!)
Now I could shoot up the streets, my supporters not blushin’
V. Putin, got that love from all the Russians (Vodka stain!)
Who else could have built their own motherfucking tower
Need a break, bring in some babes, but only got an hour
Donnie, Donnie, know my opponent should be in jail
Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, while I do my own hotel
Vodka, classes, steaks and airplanes, what else should I brand?
Branch out even more, we’ll get more business from the fans (Raise the price!)
Every time I see the news, man it shows I’m great
This wife, these kids, and goddamn I built this place
Y’all just blessed to be near me, yeah ain’t that been fun?
So let’s celebrate the life of Donald Trump
Donald Trump, Donald Trump

[Outro: Donald Trump]
Ha, ha, ha, look how great I am, am, am, am, am, am, am
(So great!)

 

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