[Verse 1: Donald Trump]
Real creds, who the fuck needs them?
Who the fuck needs them, who the fuck readin’? Real creds
It’s not what we bring in, just sinking our feet in
But who the fuck carin’? Not our fans
Told ‘em I didn’t, they weren’t bothered
You cannot blame me for bein’ so honest
I don’t know the issues, I’m just doin’ my thing
You’d be doin’ your thing too
I’m no deadbeat father, gave my family appointments
Fuck the swamp up by givin’ Jared employment
Donald Junior, made the email point man
Ivanka in charge, she ain’t disappointing
Who needs real creds? You know I was elected
They’re always blamin’ me, but they know they finished second
Damn I don’t know how bills pass, shit I thought I would learn quick
Why you wait so long to tell me just when I’m worn thin?
When was the last time I spent so much time workin’?
When was the last time I wasn’t feelin’ homesick?
[Bridge: Jay Dollar Ku$h]
Told you I’d draw a two-state plan by Tuesday
Even though it’s now clear I’m fucking toothless
Even back at Harvard I was just clueless
But no one cares that I’m completely useless
Even lacking…
[Hook: Donald Trump, Donald & Jay Dollar Ku$h]
Real creds
I guess I get to run the world, don’t I?
Word on the street is I’m the worst leader
I guess I get to run the world, don’t I?
Talk down on my name, my hurt ego
[Verse 2: Donald Trump & Jay Dollar Ku$h]
I couldn’t tell you how much my wall will cost
Couldn’t tell you how my health bill lost
I spend my days golfing on the clock, dawg
Plus I can’t even watch my kids
Couldn’t tell you much about their jobs, yeah
I just raised ‘em to be slobs, yeah
Tried a test of fitness, run a business, showed they’re witless
That test’s finished, on my shitlist, least they’re not imprisoned
I’m gettin’ all these questions like I know shit
They pilin on all this pressure to choke it
Please don’t pressure me or I’ll blow it
Cause everybody’s on me and I’m foldin’
Those who’ve been talkin’ bout my creds are mean
Least my fans stay on my side, they defendin’ me
It’s funny I ain’t been coherent in centuries
To be honest, I’m kinda feelin’ low energy
Failure turns my friends into my enemies
No creds make clear that I’m no Kennedy
[Verse 3: Donald Trump & Jay Dollar Ku$h]
Don’t care for real creds
Who the fuck needs them? Who the fuck asking for real creds
I’ll steal creds, ‘til my deal ends
‘Til the wheels fall off, ’til the wheels don’t spin
To 3 A.M., tweetin’
Who cares ‘bout real creds?
Just to answer some questions
Just to show you know secrets
Who needs ’em?
And those assholes, they frontin’
I hate when the fake news says you like “I don’t have a damn clue”
I say, “who gives a fuck”, and next day they say it means somethin’
Who needs ’em?
What’s best for America, they’ll say it’s all waste spending
Any argument, the fake news’ll extend it
I had a Russian that filmed the hotel that I had golden showers in
Paid back that by becoming POTUS so I could keep it hid
Real creds
Huh?
[Hook: Donald Trump, Donald & Jay Dollar Ku$h]
Real creds
I guess I get to run the world, don’t I?
Word on the street is I’m the worst leader
I guess I get to run the world, don’t I?
Talk down on my name, my hurt ego
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