Lose (“Wolves” Parody)

[Hook: Reince Priebus]
He’s down, she’s up
Losin’, polls found
There must be, some way up
Don’t don’t lie, polls polls lie
Down and she’s up
Polls found, losin’
There must be, some way up
Polls can’t lie, polls don’t lie

[Verse 1: Reince Priebus]
Lost and, found out
Turned out, how we feared
They all, found out
What Trump’s about, what Trump’s about
If Ronald knew now
How we’d turned out, he’d go wild He’d go wild, he’d go wild
He’d go wild, we need him now
We’re through, that’s truth
We’re through, we’re through
Hill knew, Hill knew,
And how, and how
And how, and how
If Abe Lincoln knew how
We’d turned out, he’d roar wild,
He’d roar wild, he’d roar wild,
He’d roar wild, wish we had him now
Lost and sown doubt

[Bridge: Paul Ryan]
Cry, heck, I’ll join you
Cry, heck, come join us, we have Hennessy
We fooled ourselves
Looked past his lies, only thought of right-wing rule
Let fires rise
Yeah I feel it burning, the party’s burning
We flew too high
Let our wings melt, only thought of right-wing rule
It’s all just bad news
It’s all just bad, bad, bad news

[Verse 2: Sharon Day]
Been defeated, beat up
Turnout burned us
Found out the depths of their hate
Didn’t know they could do us in
Now we’re lost and beat up
Hope to survive our races
Find a way, don’t lose seats
Fell so far from Reagan
Our base went wild, our base went wild
Our base went wild, our base went wild
Our base went wild, our base went wild

[Partial Hook: Reince Priebus]
Wish we had him now
Lost and found out

[Verse 3: Reince Priebus]
We should have figured out that they might get the House back
Known this would be all bad, no reprieve, no laughs
So sad, so sad, lost the NatSec vote, blowback,
This disaster so bad, better off with Brownback
Just pretend we’ve gone mad, let’s start working toward ‘20
I don’t wanna remember, let’s wash this down with some Henny, yo
For all these twisted movements we wish we could unfollow
For all these twisted notions we wish we could unswallow
For all these twisted movements we wish we could unfollow
For all these twisted notions we wish we could unswallow
For all these twisted movements we wish we could unfollow
For all these twisted notions we wish we could unswallow
Tried to be hands-off, but that meant he just took advantage
We left the race open, and now we’re all in panic
I said why can’t we agree to stop him,
Drop him, block him before he digs our coffin?
Then I said, “What if Donald dropped out right now
And we put Pence in—we’d still have a shout!
‘Cause right now, the news is blue
Yeah, we’re all going to fuckin’ lose”
(What if Donald) “What if Donald
(Dropped out right now) Dropped out right now
And put Pence in, might stop a rout.
As it stands, we feelin’ blue
(It looks bleak) Yeah, we’re all going
(Yeah, we’re all going) to fuckin’ lose”

More of The Life of Ronald

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