[Verse 2: Ted “Senaator” Cruz]
He’s a crooked New Yorker
Twisting laws, walls at the border
Trump U served that court order
Broke hotels, crumbling mortar
Chauffeured in Porsches
Flip-flops his stance on abortion
Spent all the ‘90s with porn chicks
Why would he get my endorsement?
Chauffeured in Porsches
Flip-flops abortion
Pockets swole, klepto
Vote for him, heck no
Makes me reach for the Pepto
And not just my stomach upset, no
Bash Heidi, end up on Death Row
I’ll go and piss on his headstone

[Hook: Paul Ryan]
We just wanna get the White House back, back, back
We just wanna get the White House back, back, back
Time to change our tack, oh
Tack, oh
Time to change our tack, oh

[Verse 3: Ted “Senaator” Cruz]
He’s a crooked New Yorker
Twisting laws, walls and shit, man the border
Trump U served that court order
Wake up uncertain, quaking at Clinton
She’ll be a travesty
She’ll go reinforce healthcare and amnesty
It’s not just me, the whole Party panic state
I got plenty of beef with Trump but I’ll vote him over that mistake
Chauffeured in Porsches
Flip-flops his stance on abortion

[Bridge: Laura Ingraham]
Why do his polls drop?
When will the bleed stop?
Why do his polls drop?

[Outro: Reince Priebus]
Can’t admit he’s going to lose
Only thing to do, is stretch the truth