Famous (GOP Primaries Mix)

[Intro: Sharon Day (Republican National Committee Co-Chairman) + Paul Ryan]
Man I can understand how it might be
Kinda hard keep faith in our party
I don’t blame you much for thinking we’ll get beat
I just wanted to let you know
Whoo, whoo
Reince told me let the beat rock

[Verse 1: Paul Ryan + (Reince Priebus)]
For all my House floor cronies who’re so distressed
About the Don topping polls, be at rest
Why? It’s just that Trump’s famous (that’s it)
It’s just that Trump’s famous For all the ones who’ve called this race a mess
Take it straight from the Speaker, there’s no need to stress
Why? He up ’cause he famous (that’s it)
The others still nameless (talk that talk, Paul)
Other candidates gonna bring their best
And soon one of them will defeat that pest
Because he’s just famous (That’s it)
Yeah the man’s just famous

[Hook: Sharon Day + Reince Priebus]
Yes, I am completely sure
Our base would never vote someone like him in
Though I will admit
I don’t blame you much for thinking we’ll get beat
New poll, Mr. Ryan! …No, he’s up!
Yes, I am completely sure

[Verse 2: Paul Ryan + Reince Priebus]
Get the Puerto Rican Sunday crowd voting
And Ted and Marco’s campaigns rolling
Hashtag #NeverTrump to boost up our favorites
Like Chris or Carly, although Jeb’s safest
The Party’ll be fine, whoo!
The plebes will fall in line, whoo!
Trump’s bid will be dead when we bring up personal debt
He can’t outrun his lies
So let’s bust out some wine, whoo!
And give our thanks to Reince, whoo!
Our future is so damn bright, whoo!
The Right will never die

[Hook: Sharon Day]
Yes, I am completely sure

[Bridge: Susie Hudson (National Secretary of the RNC) + Reince Priebus]
Vote vote, vote vote
Votes will kill ‘im, vote vote
We want your vote vote
No need to worry yet! We will have a proper candidate
Votes will kill ‘im, vote vote
Vote vote yeah
Vote vote, vote vote
Let me see you at the ballot box this spring
Vote vote, vote vote
Votes will kill ‘im, vote vote
Let me see you rise up ‘gainst that motherfucker
We want your vote vote
Votes will kill ‘im, vote vote
I maintain that, I maintain that, I maintain that Trump won’t be nominated, that’s right
Vote vote
I guarantee we can still stop him
Vote vote, vote vote
Votes will kill ‘im, vote vote
We can still stop that man
We want your vote vote
Man it’s not too late, it’s not too late, it’s not too late to beat Donald Trump
Votes will kill ‘im, vote vote
Vote vote, vote vote
Vote vote, vote vote
There’s still time, know I’m right
Votes will kill ‘im, vote vote
I wanna see everybody vote in their primaries
We want your vote vote
Vote vote, vote vote
Votes will kill ‘im, vote vote

[Outro: Maureen Reagan (former RNC Co-Chairman)]
Yes, I am completely sure
Our base would never vote someone like him in
Though I will admit
I don’t blame you much for thinking we’ll get beat
Yes, I am completely sure

 

 

More of The Life of Ronald

Track 3: Time to Stretch the Truth Pt. 2

Track 5: Coming soon

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