Jared Kushner


[Intro: Kellyanne Conway]
The news is fake-ake-ake-ake
The news is fake-ake-ake-ake
The news is fake-ake-ake-ake
I know it’s fake-ake-ake-ake
[Hook: Jay Dollar Ku$h + Kellyanne Conway]
The mainstream media wants (I know it’s fake-ake-ake-ake)
Us not to think too much (I know it’s fake-ake-ake-ake)
But we’ve all stopped watchin’ (I know it’s fake-ake-ake-ake)
Yeah, it’s fake all day

Breaking Down Today’s Story About How Steve Bannon Called Jared Kushner A Cuck

It’s not been the best day for news, what with the G.O.P. invoking the “nuclear option” to do away with filibusters for Supreme Court nominees. But amongst all the doom and gloom, The Daily Beast published an absolutely delightful article that is chock-full of juicy, juicy gossip:  (more…)

Breaking Down That New York Times Story About How The Trump Administration Can’t Find The White House Light Switches

On Sunday, the New York Times published a doozy of a report alleging that the Trump Administration remains woefully unprepared and underequipped for even the basic task of navigating the White House. There is a lot to unpack in this article, so I’m going to break it down line by line.

Let’s start right at the beginning. (more…)