Soundbites

[Intro 1: Donald Trump and Mike Pence]
Sound bites
Tell the networks to back it down
Sound bites
Tell everybody to back it down
Sound bites
Tell everybody to back it down
Sound bites
They don’t stop playing these soundbites
I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna see my whole life become soundbites
They don’t stop playing these soundbites
I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna see my whole life become soundbites
Will they play that back all night?
Cause after that speech I’m gon’ wanna have those words back, I’m sure
Sometimes I’m wishin’ I had a Time Turner
So I could take that shit back, be unhurt
I just wanna see these wishes come true; just like Timmy Turner
They don’t stop playing these soundbites
They don’t stop playing these soundbites
I just wanna, I just wanna, I only want to hear these words come out right

[Bridge: Reince Priebus]
First try, not quite
Sound bites
Speakin’ these lines ’til they’re right

[Verse 1: Donald Trump]
I bet me and the news would be friends
If they ain’t down with that bitch
But they just say that I suck
And they won’t admit I’m rich (I’m rich, I’m rich, I’m rich)
Uh
New York Times best sell, Trump line of hotels
No one came before me, that’s why they adore me
Daddy gave no pay to start
Now I’m banging Playboy stars
When you live to raise the bar
“Make this country great” ain’t hard
My crowds will bust some liberal ass, give ‘em some vicious hits
If they catch ‘em calling me a racist idiot
One punch cause that moron isn’t gettin’ it
Two punches so they’ll be sure to quit that shit
Advice to all my peons, don’t leave the TV on (I’m sure)
Cause when they play these soundbites it’s best to just not hear ‘em
Said my talk of Islam was divisive hah?
Even though I know the Dems all helped you write this hah?
That’s why I called Clinton a white bitch
And suggested she working for ISIS
Walk and live and breathe to try and make my life hell
Say that what I said is wrong? Our people got killed
The Clintons, they don’t care—if the Saudis pay
I wish the MSM told ‘em what the people think
But that’s why I campaign, I need to speak truth, huh
What you want?
You want the Don or some liberal elites who wear tweed suits?
I need every Trumpkin here to speak their thoughts
I need to know right now if you with me or not
I need every Trumpkin here to speak their thoughts
I need to know right now if you with me or not

[Outro: Mike Pence]
I need every Trumpkin here to speak their thoughts
I need to know right now if you with me or not
I need every Trumpkin here to speak their thoughts
I need to know right now if you with me or not
Oh Don, oh Don
I need every Trumpkin here to speak their thoughts
I need to know right now if you with me or not
Trumpkin here to speak their thoughts
I need to know right now if you with me or not
Oh Don, oh my Don

 

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