WINNERS:
Tom Steyer: Is uncomfortably good at this for a guy who bought his way onto the stage*
Joe Biden: Look, let’s just save ourselves a bunch of anguish later and admit that he’s not quite bad enough at this to lose the nomination (more…)
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Winners And Losers From The October 2019 Democratic Debate
Apparently there are going to be eight more of these?!
WINNERS:
The climate crisis: Was not the topic of a single question during the debate, which must mean it’s no longer a pressing issue. We solved it, y’all! High fives all around
Pete Buttigieg: Once again, was arguably the most polished and eloquent person on the debate stage, cleverly distracting people from his recent shift to the right apparently bankrolled by billionaires and lobbyists
Winners and Losers From The September 13 Democratic Debate
Yet another debate is in the books! Here’s who won and who lost.
WINNERS:
Beto O’Rourke: Gave some excellent, passionate answers on gun control and racial justice, suggesting that he’s finally building up a tolerance to the sedatives his handlers have been slipping him before every debate
Pete Buttigeg: Cemented his place as the candidate who sounds the best when you listen to what they say, but don’t really listen to what they say
Winners and Losers From The First 2020 Democratic Debates
The road to 2020 began in earnest this week! Here’s who won and lost from the two-day first debate.
WINNERS:
Marianne Williamson: Never in my lifetime did I think I’d see a walking embodiment of a trance music voiceover run for president
Elizabeth Warren: Really nice of NBC to give her the rest of the night off after her spectacular opening 30 minutes
A Look At All The Democratic Candidates For President
The first round of Democratic primary debates are this week, and that means it’s time to take a first look at all the candidates in the race!
Beto O’Rourke: The upstart Texan’s campaign has been an eye-opening experience, as he travels the country learning the difference between “actually likable” and “likable when compared to Ted Cruz”
Cory Booker: Brilliant, eloquent, and an outspoken voice on issues of racial justice, Booker is the clear frontrunner in the alternate universe where Hillary Clinton picks him as her running mate instead of Tim Kaine in 2016, wins the election, and is forced not to run for reelection due to her ailing health
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