The Life of Ronald

Real Creds

[Verse 1: Donald Trump]
Real creds, who the fuck needs them?
Who the fuck needs them, who the fuck readin’? Real creds
It’s not what we bring in, just sinking our feet in
But who the fuck carin’? Not our fans
Told ‘em I didn’t, they weren’t bothered
You cannot blame me for bein’ so honest
I don’t know the issues, I’m just doin’ my thing
You’d be doin’ your thing too
I’m no deadbeat father, gave my family appointments
Fuck the swamp up by givin’ Jared employment
Donald Junior, made the email point man
Ivanka in charge, she ain’t disappointing
Who needs real creds? You know I was elected
They’re always blamin’ me, but they know they finished second
Damn I don’t know how bills pass, shit I thought I would learn quick 
Why you wait so long to tell me just when I’m worn thin? 
When was the last time I spent so much time workin’?
When was the last time I wasn’t feelin’ homesick?

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No Feedback

[All vocals by Donald Trump]
[Hook]
Ayy, what happened to our good press?
Y’all wanna hear “You’re fired!”? Want a good rest?
Wake up, losers, wake up

Don’t read what’s in the papers

[Verse 1]
Keep these open phone lines
Just to hear critics? Nah, that’s no dice
Show that these liberals can’t sway us

Show that these liberals can’t play us

[Hook]
Ayy, what happened to our good press?
Y’all wanna hear “You’re fired!”? Want a good rest?
Wake up, losers, wake up

Don’t read what’s in the papers

[Verse 2]
Donnie gave James Comey the old “you’re fired”
Got flooded with complaints, shit’s so damn tired
Shut up, we just doing what the base want us
Shut up, we just doing what the base want us
People waited for me a long time
People waited for me a long time
These libs saying how they feel at the wrong time

Take it up with my votes, they were on time

[Hook]
Ayy, what happened to our good press?
Y’all wanna hear “You’re fired!”? Want a good rest?
Wake up, losers, wake up

Don’t read what’s in the papers

[Verse 3]
We can’t let these people sway us
They’re all Soros-payroll racists
Have they forgotten that
We know they’re rotten, cause we all
D.C. outsiders, ’cause we’re all

D.C. outsiders

[Hook]
Ayy, what happened to our good press?
Y’all wanna hear “You’re fired!”? Want a good rest?
Wake up, losers, wake up

Don’t read what’s in the papers

[Verse 4]
People waited for me a long time
People waited for me a long time
That’s why, that’s why, not gonna even bother
With all these sensitive, no-pussy-grabbing callers
Muslim ban caused panic, airports went all frantic
Lefties mad cause next I’m gonna deport Canucks
Can it, don’t make me get Steve Bannon
This place I’ll run like I do up in Gotham
Don’t complain cause you picked Donald over Rodham
I’m Prez, so it’s not my damn problem
Ridin in this new car, bored, I start tweetin’
Ridin in this new urrrr, bored, I start tweetin’
Shut up, we just doing what the base want us

Shut up, shut up, cause the base warned us

[Outro]
Hold on, hold on, hold on
Wait a second, everybody here, I’m the old white Oprah
You know what that mean? You get a deal! You get a deal!
You get a job! You get a job! Secretary of Education for you! Woo!

 

 

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Fake

[Intro: Kellyanne Conway]
The news is fake-ake-ake-ake
The news is fake-ake-ake-ake
The news is fake-ake-ake-ake
I know it’s fake-ake-ake-ake
[Hook: Jay Dollar Ku$h + Kellyanne Conway]
The mainstream media wants (I know it’s fake-ake-ake-ake)
Us not to think too much (I know it’s fake-ake-ake-ake)
But we’ve all stopped watchin’ (I know it’s fake-ake-ake-ake)
Yeah, it’s fake all day

Raves

[Intro: Donald Trump]
So-called judge!

[Verse 1: Kellyanne Conway + (Donald Trump)]
Fake news run this bitch like (So-called judge!)
He just moan and bitch like
Yeah he just moan and bitch like
Say he be talkin’ shit like
He just some stupid rich guy
Yeah they suckin’ liberal dick like
It can save their ass in this fight
That’s why he raves
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