WINNERS:
Ted Cruz: Transcended his “obnoxious Ivy League snob” persona to blossom onstage as more of a “grating Princeton-and-Harvard-educated pedant”
Donald Trump: Just you watch, his poll numbers are gonna climb after all that
John Kasich: Despite still being John Kasich, continued to hold his spot on the main stage
Roberto Firmino: Scored two lovely goals for Liverpool against Arsenal on Wednesday evening, making a far better case for himself than anybody on the GOP stage could muster
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