Donald Trump
Time To Stretch The Truth Pt. 1
[Producer Tag: David Koch]
If young David don’t like you I don’t fund you
Encyclopedia Johnson and the Case of the “Aleppo Moment”
To a visitor, Albuquerque looked like any ordinary state capital. It had a courthouse, a capitol building, a police station, and a sleazy, moodily-lit Italian restaurant where crooked politicians made Faustian bargains with bloodthirsty mafiosi bank.
But there was something out of the ordinary about Albuquerque: from 1995 to 2003, no child or grown-up had had to deal with a tax hike. People wanted to know: how did Albuquerque do it?
The brains behind it all was the governor during that time, Encyclopedia Johnson. Now, Encyclopedia’s real name was Gary. But he was only called that in official state documents. Everyone else knew him as “Encyclopedia” because his brain was filled with more facts than a reference book. He was so smart that they said he should run for President, so he did. And to prove how great and smart he was, they booked him a town hall meeting with Chris Matthews, broadcast live on MSNBC. (more…)
Ultraright Wing
[Intro: Jerry Falwell Jr. & Ralph Reed]
(U-S-A!)
We don’t want no lib’rals in the house, God (Yes, Lord)
We want CONSERVATIVES (Like Reagan)
And that’s it (Yes, God)
Safe from the leftist Satan (Yes, Jesus)
Jesus praise the Right (Yes, God) (more…)
Winners and Losers from Last Night’s Presidential Debate
WINNERS:
Hillary Clinton: Who knew just standing there with an amused look on her face while letting Trump’s increasingly desperate jabs bounce off her without a trace could be so effective?
The 2014 FIFA World Cup: Lester Holt’s moderation was a delightful throwback to the lenient refereeing in that Brazil vs. Colombia game that ended with Juan Zúñiga breaking Neymar’s back
Men repeatedly interrupting women: Many pundits are saying that Trump was at his strongest in the opening half hour, during which he interrupted Clinton 25 times, showing that this evergreen staple of sexism is still alive and kicking even in our progressive modern age