Frank Luntz

THE LIFE OF RONALD Is Complete At Last

Last year, having already written a deeply underappreciated spoof of “No More Parties In L.A.” in which Ted Cruz and John Kasich argue that they could still beat Donald Trump for the Republican nomination if they just had one more G.O.P. debate, I made the in hindsight thoroughly ill-advised decision to parody the rest of Kanye West’s 2016 album, The Life of Pablo, but make it about Republicans. Thus, The Life of Ronald was born. (more…)

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Time To Stretch The Truth Pt. 1

[Intro: Reince Priebus]
So he’s the nominee? (nominee)
So he’s the nominee we have
So he’s the nominee? (nominee)
So he’s the nominee we have
Ooooooo, ooooooo, oooooo
God help us 

[Producer Tag: David Koch]
If young David don’t like you I don’t fund you

[Pre-Hook: Frank Luntz]
Dropping in polling, we down in all the polls today
This is appalling
Dropping in polling, we down in all the polls today
This is appalling

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