As long as I have myself a little soapbox here on the Internet, I might as well diversify my repertoire so I’m not just making fun of Ted Cruz all the time. Welcome to #Content About #Content, where I will occasionally talk about things I like and why I like them.
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Yesterday, the Washington Post revealed that, apparently as a way to brag, President Trump let slip some highly classified information to Russia’s Foreign Minister, Sergei Lavrov, and Ambassador, Sergei Kislyak. In an added bonus, the New York Times reported today that the information originally came from Israel. (more…)
Lotta stuff done happened this week, folks. Heckuva lot.
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Mitch McConnell: Continues to have an outsize impact on the political direction of the world’s largest economy, an inspiration for sentient masses of pond slime wearing loose-fitting human skin as a disguise everywhere (more…)
“You know, in my family we have a saying,” said Ted Cruz, college sophomore, “and it goes like this: ‘All horse thieves are Democrats, but not all Democrats are horse thieves.’”
“But Ted, you’re—”
“You would do well to notice,” snapped Ted Cruz, “that these are not horses, but goats.”
That was when the windows of the farmhouse lit up.
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Don’t read what’s in the papers
Show that these liberals can’t play us
Don’t read what’s in the papers
Take it up with my votes, they were on time
Don’t read what’s in the papers
D.C. outsiders
Don’t read what’s in the papers
Shut up, shut up, cause the base warned us
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