Sean Spicer resigned as White House press secretary literally, like, a couple hours ago. Who wins and who loses from this turn of events? Let’s find out.
Sean Spicer: I mean, duh
Donald Trump: The appointment of Anthony Scaramucci as White House communications director reinforced that he is a Big, Independent President Man totally above the objections and whims of his underlings, with the exception of course of his son-in-law (more…)
Politics and tagged Anthony Scaramucci, Dippin' Dots, Donald Trump, Donald Trump...Junior, Jared Kushner, lol fuck u chris cillizza, Reince Priebus, Sean Spicer, Steve Bannon, Winners and Losers on .
July 21, 2017
Donald Trump: Glancing at the people around him, seeing they were bowing their heads in remembrance, and quickly doing the same
Paul Ryan: As always, mourning the billions of dollars our government has tragically taken from wealthy Americans
Mike Pence: Attending the Indianapolis 500 in his home state, his presence blessing the American drivers with the speed and motivation to finish as high as 7th place (more…)
Politics and tagged Andrew Cuomo, Angela Merkel, Dick Cheney, Donald Trump, George W. Bush, Greg Gianforte, Mark Zuckerberg, Mike Pence, Paul Ryan, Steve Bannon, Ted Cruz, Theresa May, wow ted cruz is tagged in a lot of these articles like seriously it's a testament to how ripe he is as a source for humor on .
May 29, 2017
It’s not been the best day for news, what with the G.O.P.
invoking the “nuclear option” to do away with filibusters for Supreme Court nominees. But amongst all the doom and gloom, The Daily Beast published an absolutely that is chock-full of juicy, juicy gossip: delightful article (more…)
On Sunday, the
New York Times published a doozy of a report alleging that the Trump Administration remains woefully unprepared and underequipped for even the basic task of navigating the White House. There is a lot to unpack in this article, so I’m going to break it down line by line.
Let’s start right at the beginning.
Breakin' Down the News, Election 2016, Politics and tagged Chris Christie, Donald Trump, Jared Kushner, Kellyanne Conway, New York Times, Reince Priebus, Sean Spicer, Steve Bannon, White House on .
February 7, 2017