[Intro: Donald Trump]
So-called judge!
[Verse 1: Kellyanne Conway + (Donald Trump)]
Fake news run this bitch like (So-called judge!)
He just moan and bitch like
Yeah he just moan and bitch like
Say he be talkin’ shit like
He just some stupid rich guy
Yeah they suckin’ liberal dick like
It can save their ass in this fight
That’s why he raves (more…)
On Sunday, the New York Times published a doozy of a report alleging that the Trump Administration remains woefully unprepared and underequipped for even the basic task of navigating the White House. There is a lot to unpack in this article, so I’m going to break it down line by line.
Let’s start right at the beginning. (more…)
Donald Trump became our president today. Incredibly, this is a situation that has produced a few winners. Here they are.
WINNERS:
Barack Obama: Had a helicopter waiting to escort him away from the Trump presidency (more…)
Our (sigh) next president, Donald J. Trump, is in the process of (fucking hell) assembling his Cabinet. What (ugh) do his choices say about his upcoming (argh) administration? Let’s (Christ) take a look, starting with his CONFIRMED CHOICES:
Attorney General: Jeff Sessions
“Due to his blatant racism, Sessions’ 1986 nomination—by Ronald Reagan himself—to a district court didn’t even make it out of the Senate Judiciary Committee, which means there’s no way the Senate would confirm him as Attorney General 30 years later,” is a statement some overly optimistic fuckwit is probably making right about now
Secretary of Energy: Rick Perry
Hey, on the plus side, maybe he’ll forget that the Department of Energy exists again (more…)
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